- Use the pharmacy next door.
- The chef sends his apologies.
- We followed the ten second rule.
- You won’t be smiling long.
- We did more than spit in your food.
- Enjoy your stomach now.
- You don’t look so good.
- You’ll regret this.
- See you in the bathroom.
- This won’t taste as good coming up.
- Two entrées was a bad idea.
- Starving orphans don’t eat that fast.
- My dog wouldn’t eat that.
- Pay before the nausea kicks in.
- Your meal’s on its way up.
- Blame Pedro.
- Brace your body for the fetal position.
- This date’s gonna end with your head over a toilet.
- We predict vomit.
- Bathroom patrons are gonna think you’re giving birth.
Pepto-Bismol. We'll take care of it.
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