Hairspray headlines

1. We’re responsible for your hairstyle spending the night.  That strange dude with the “I heart Natalie” tattoo? That was all you.
2. Looks like your hairstyle isn’t the only thing leftover from last night.
3. We hold tight so you can let loose.  Really, really loose.
4. Style that lasts all day meets boy who lasts all night.
5. Your hairstyle shouldn’t quit before you do.
6. If this is your idea of a Tuesday night, this is your hairspray.
7. Fix less. Party more.
8. Gives you confidence to yell things like “THIS IS MY SONG!”
9. Goes great with your drunk dance.
10. Unlike every boyfriend you had in high school, it’ll last all night.
11. Holds like you would if you were holding the last beer on earth.
12. We’ve perfected the art of holding on. You? Not so much. [mechanical bull]
13. Judging by the 27 calls you made to your ex-girlfriend last night, looks like you don’t know how to let go either.
14. Holds tight so you can get the kind of loose that leaves you with an illegible tramp stamp in the morning.
15. We promise your hairstyle will be there when you’re done dancing on the bar.  Can’t speak for your clothes.
16. Your hairstyle is the only thing you’ll recognize in the morning.
17. Long lasting hold for long lasting nights.
18. When we promised to hold your hair back, this isn’t what we pictured. [puking]
19. We’ll hold you hair down. Your top is on you.
20. They’ll wake up with split ends.  You’ll wake up with him.