Chelsea Handler's American Express Ad:
Cardmember: Chelsea Handler
Member Since: 2011
Occupation: Tori Spelling’s jockey
Childhood ambition: To escape New Jersey
Proudest accomplishment: Escaping New Jersey
Perfect day: Any day where I'm not forced to see my nugget of a sidekick Chuy without his clothes on.
Most unusual gift: I was given a great set of tickets when I was twelve. And by tickets, I mean boobs.
Secret talent: Inventing new slang words for “vagina.” Ie. hot pocket, kaslopis, and pikachu.
Recent impulse buy: A real a-hole of a rescue dog named Chunk.
Soundtrack: Tag Team’s “Whoomp There It Is” followed by Salt-n-Pepa’s “Push It.”
Retail therapy: Wandering the liquor aisle.
My life: Is borderline amazing.
My card: Got me where I am today. Well that and sleeping around.
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